Victoria Beckham launched her own denim line yesterday called dVb.
Why would somebody want to look like her?She looks like one of the X-Men.If you really look closely, you would see she resembles David Beckham too!
I agree shes skinny, so is a stick with scotch tape for hair.
She should’ve had a tagline.Something like dVb-GO MUTANT!
Jessica Alba, star of ‘Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer’ and one of the world’s most beautiful women has an… um… unusual fear - she’s worried about what’s left behind in hotel rooms. She revealed recently that she never checks into hotels without a special black light reveals the presence of germs or stains. ‘If I see someone else’s hair on my pillow, I don’t like it’, she confided to the U.K.’s Daily Mirror.
That’s paranoid, Jessica! Do you check your boyfriends for stains and germs as well?
Life is good again! Paris Hilton is in jail, Lindsay Lohan is sued, not to forget Paris has been ‘dropped off’ by Endeavor Talent Agency because she ”Isn’t worth it”.
It took them this long to figure that out?What talent are they talking about? The fact that she can put together ”Thats Hot” with ease?Or the fact that she can’t spell? She is PARIS HILTON for crying out loud! If you got an X-ray of her head, you would find a guinea pig on an excersise wheel.
God, I love Lindsay Lohan. Paris Hilton can’t make Lindsay’s 21st birthday party - damn that pesky prison sentence! - so Firecrotch has decided to hire NINE Paris Hilton lookalikes to take her friend’s place.
Hey Lindsay, why bother with inviting friends at all? The way you’re behaving you’re not going to have any mates left anyway so just invite a bunch of people who look a bit like them - when you’re wasted you’ll be able to kid yourself that people still like you.
A Paris Hilton lookalike - she might be at Lindsay Lohan’s birthday party.
A Lindsay Lohan lookalike - she might not be at the party.
Saint Angelina Jolie can now add ‘foreign policy leader’ to her impressive C.V. which already includes an Oscar for the film ‘Girl Interrupted’, best dressed and sexiest woman on too many lists to mention, United Nations Goodwill Ambassador and serial adopter. She has been selected to join a prestigious council which helps to decide American foreign policy. Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter and Condoleeza Rice are all members of the committee.
There may be trouble brewing in Camelot however… Persistant reports say that Brad Pitt is ‘physically and emotionally tired’ from looking after so many children and wants Angelina to do her bit. She does seem to have been trying recently by taking the children to school but remember - this is a woman who called her own daughter Shiloh ‘a blob’ .
An important question is being asked about the Hollywood glitterati…
Are celebs morphing into one generic person?
Think not? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you these examples…
Jessica Biel?
Christy Turlington?
Hilary Duff?
Mandy Moore?
Ashlee Simpson?
Lindsay Lohan?
What is going on? We need to know…
Amy Winehouse - Camden’s Marge Simpson on acid - married her fiancee, Blake Fielder Civil in a secret ceremony in Miami on Friday. The couple, who got engaged on April 23, already have an uncertain future as Fielder Civil faces G.B.H. charges and a possible prison sentence. The music video runner is accused of assaulting an East End pub landlord.
According to reports, Fielder Civil refused to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, which means that he would have access to the award-winning singer’s fortune should the marriage fail. Friends and family are said to be worried by Fielder Civil singing, ‘They tried to make me sign a pre-nup. I said no, no, no’.
Worried by a gold digging jail bird? I’d be terrified. Just go, go, go whilst you still can, Amy…
Hey there New Kids fans…(okay I guess its just me)
Former boy band front-man, Jordan Knight of the New Kids on the Block , turned 37 years old May on 17th. By the looks of this picture it looks like he’s still got the Right Stuff! You go BOY…
Former pop princess turned part-time mother, Britney Spears, has reached out to her fans (whomever that might be) with an inspiring new message on her webpage. The message states the following:
“The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed.
Love, Britney”
Wow what a great message! I am sure that Britney took time out from dressing like a hobo and buying the cheapest and most tacky wigs ever to write this sincere and cohernt thank you message to fans. She (and by “she” I mean the ghostwriter Brit hired to update her webpage) says that the prayers have really helped her. Well good for her. But I have one prayer of my own…
I would like to make a formal plea to the 5 remaining Britney Spears fans and ask that they also pray that she finds a nice high quality wig and a pair of new (and CLEAN) black fishnets. Homegirl has been wearing these tattered black fishnets for about 2 months. Any chance that these hose have made it into the rinse and spin cycle? …Not bloody likely,huh!
