Lindsay and her ‘friends’
God, I love Lindsay Lohan. Paris Hilton can’t make Lindsay’s 21st birthday party - damn that pesky prison sentence! - so Firecrotch has decided to hire NINE Paris Hilton lookalikes to take her friend’s place.
Hey Lindsay, why bother with inviting friends at all? The way you’re behaving you’re not going to have any mates left anyway so just invite a bunch of people who look a bit like them - when you’re wasted you’ll be able to kid yourself that people still like you.
A Paris Hilton lookalike - she might be at Lindsay Lohan’s birthday party.
A Lindsay Lohan lookalike - she might not be at the party.